Introducing yaoi to guys like:

 

 

 

 

I've actually tried to do this. And it's gone so horribly bad. It all started when me and my other fujoshi friend were discussing a JR episode. And then, some boys heard it, and they wanted to know what we were talking about. I, thinking that they weren't gonna ask anything, said yaoi. But, they wanted to know what yaoi was. At first, my friend, trying to cover up my mistake, said that it was a type of anime. They're faces lit up, and they started freaking out and going like: OMG I LOVE ANIME, TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT. At that point neither of us knew what to do. So, I happily told them what yaoi was. Bad Idea. They're smiles faded, and they looked at me with a kind of terrorized look. My smile also faded. But instead I weakly smiled. But before I could even do that, they had already gone away. So instead I turned back to my best friend, and kept talking about JR.

The reality of being a fujoshi.

This is so true it hurts. I mean this is literally me.

When somebody asks you this, you feel like all hell has broken loose. You have no idea what to respond, and all you say is: Tumblr.

 

 

This is just true. I really can't say anything.

This has happened to me so many times. And also, my mom walked in on me once..... It was the most awkward day of my life.



We've all cried because of this right? Well, when have we not cried because of yaoi?

 

 

This translates into: My mom found all of my yaoi manga. Also my mom actually found my yaoi stash, and her reaction was surprisingly not as bad as you'd think.