Let's face it, We Have Too Many OTP's

Has anyone ever asked you what's your favorite OTP, and then you're all like:

And then people are just like:

 

 

And we try to at least pick one OTP. But then we realize that that's nearly impossible. And when we try to look for a specific ship fanart on your phone, there's so many other fanart that you take like, an hour looking for the right photo. We try to be civilized and erase other unnecessary photos, but then we just end up deleting photos of actual people. When people look at our tumblr, all they're able to think about is: 'WTF!?!?'. We don't see a problem with that. I mean, we all know that we're dirty minded as hell, but that's just another reason to keep watching it. So, what if we're dirty minded. Let's just keep having fun and actually enjoy life. Ask your best friend to come over, and watch Netflix and chill. (but like, actually Netflix and chill, don't take it the wrong way guys, k?)

More Ship Stuff

We all know that feeling when someone disses our OTP....

 

If you have a bad temper, you'll probably do this:

 

 



 

If your love for your OTP is grand:

 

 

And if the insult was deep enough:

 

 

 

We all know the feeling. It happens almost all the time. But, it does feel good when you diss someone else's OTP. Yet we hate it when someone does it to us. People say: 'don't do what you wouldn't like other people doing to you'. But when it comes to ship fights; there really aren't any boundaries. Normal people think that our fights are stupid. But for us; it's the most painful thing to do. When you're in a ship fight, you keep insulting each other, at the start of it, you think about what you're going to say. But then, it goes too far. And your friendship with that person doesn't fix itself until you find an OTP you have in common. That's why I kinda keep posting ship stuff. Our ships mean everything to us. But as long as the Real world is alright- nah. I was trying to do something inspirational at the end but whatever.



 

 

 

Yaoi Vs Not Yaoi

Some people think that fujoshi's don't watch anything else other than Yaoi or Yuri. But, that's really not true. I myself, am also a former otaku, bookworm, binge watcher, and gamer. So don't think we don't know anything else rather than Yaoi/Yuri. And don't get surprised either when we don't talk about anime, or anything of the sort. I mean, some of us have lives, you know. And don't think that we depend our lives on anime. Yes, we've read a thousand fanfictions, seen a ton of fanart, and maybe heard more BL CD's than our brain can cope with. But we're fine. Maybe some of us don't watch other animes rather than yaoi, but, so what? That doesn't affect your life in any way right? So don't shoot them those bad looks and dirty comments cause, that person you're insulting, may be a better person than you will ever be.

Your Room

The Room.....


Has anyone ever gone into your room, and then come out traumatized? If so, then this is probably how they looked like:

They just stand there, looking at everything. And you're all like 'what?'. But they really didn't hear you. They just look at your posters, and then at you, and then at your figurines, and then at your mousepad, and then at you. So, you decide to start up some conversation. But that gets you nowhere. They're trying to take it all in, figure out how somebody as innocent as you, could be into this. And the thing is you always say "don't judge a book by its cover" But that doesn't mean they believe you at this moment. Instead you try to distract them, but that also doesn't get you anywhere. So, in the end, you just tell them to leave and go back to watching some yaoi.

Real life Yaoi

What most of us want


So, you're walking down the street and the you see 2 guys talking and laughing. You ship them, naturally. But you start to wonder, What about real life yaoi? Is that even a thing? Oh, what if you start like, a series about that?!?! And it can be called 'Yes, it's a thing: Real life Yaoi'. Yeah, that could totally work. And then you see 2 girls. OHHHH this is gonna be soo awesome!!! I could even make a story about those 2 random strangers I saw and make up names for them and everything!!! I'm gonna be like, the most acclaimed director and writer of hollywood!!! You even gave yourself a title and everything. But then you remember all of those documentaries you saw about how terrible Hollywood was, and decided to drop it. But it was still a good idea though....

Boku no Pico

When you put the Boku in Pico

It was just a regular day for you. You were just scroling through Tumblr. And see something that reminds you of Boku no Pico. You laugh momentarly. And remember how hilarious it was. You keep scroling, but then you think about it. And then you realize; you actually enjoyed watching Boku no Pico. You lock your phone, and lay down on your bed. I actually liked it, you think. But why? But the reason was right in front of your eyes. You put the Boku, in Pico.



(I forgot to tell you guys, My Wattpad username's attack_on_nosebleeds, just in case...)

Ships part two

Let's talk about ships (again).

Exactly what the picture says. 

When you find yourself in love with a new OTP, things get really difficult. let's say you like percabeth. And your best friend also likes percabeth. And you're all fine and dandy, until, you discover percico. When you tell you're best friend, she starts ranting. "But why do you like percico better than percabeth?!?!?". And you're all like because percico is my headcannon". And then she's like "noooo percabeth is cannon!!!". And you just keep going back and forth until you just get tired of fighting. In the end, you're still best friends. but then you introduce the fandom to someone new, and well..... "Guys, percico is cannon". "NO. IT. ISN'T." And the fight starts again. but the point of this is: friendship is actually stronger than ship rivalry

Just not enough

Not enough Fanfics

Once Upon A Time, In A Laptop Far, Far, Away....

Imagine this: You just discovered a new ship. And you are already obsessed with it. You start searching frantically for fanfics, doujins, fanart, everything. And then it hits you. IT'S. NOT. ENOUGH. You want MORE fanart, MORE fanfics, MORE of everything. But, it turns out that your ship is not ecxactly popular. Your ship is just starting. Most people don't even know the ship exist. And so on, you try to distract yourself. With several other ships that have plenty of everything. Everything's fine for a while, but then one day, you wake up, and you want to read a fanfic involving that ship. You didn't realise how much time you managed to distract yourself from the ship, but suddenly, there's Fanart everywhere, Wattpad is overflowing with their fanfics, and there's doujins all over Youtube. You get the feels and you become newly obssesed with your ship.


And the fangirl lived hapily ever after.

The End

Ships

Let's talk about ships.


OK, let's be honest. We all have that one friend that hates our ship. I mean, you can be the best friends ever, but you both hate each others cannons. You could be all like: "OMGOMGOMG yatoxyukine is LIFE" And your friend could be like "Dude wtf, no yatori is cannon" And then, the war begins. It's like you either love each others ships, or want to the destroy each others ships. It's seriously that simple. And it's even worse when you both love the same anime. Or any series basically. Like Supernatural, Doctorwho, Jessica Jones, anything. The point is: How could you be best friends if you don't fight about your ships?

Ok, so the point of this blog, is basically just a school project. So, i decided to make it about the daily problems of a fujoshi/ fudanshi.

So, first of all, Yaoi and yuri is NOT bad, ok. it's a romance story about 2 people of the same sex. Yes, there are a couple of scenes that some people consider inappropriate, but, that doesn't mean you have to shame us for it. I, at least, find that VERY annoying. Just because you don't like it, or don't know what it is, doesn't mean you have to misinterpret it or mislead it as something bad. because we (fujoshi's/ fudanshi's) find it very entertaining and/or interesting. Or, just like it, in general. I personally think it's great. Which is why I decided to do it about this. Some people just don't understand the concept of yaoi/yuri, so, be careful who you say it to. Because, you never know what can happen, really. It happened to me, dont let it happen to you.